- There are three it places in town to be seen.
Bonefish Grill
Wine Loft
City Bar
Two of these are chains. - Louisiana women who go to college have good jobs (eg. insurance agent, lease analyst).
- Louisiana women come in two sizes: small and extra large.
- Lafayette is a small town and everyone you meet already knows the people you’ve already met – particularly in the diving industry.
- Single moms are hot and the men here agree.
- You make more money when you work off shore.
- The ratio of blonds to brunette is high.
- My new wardrobe is fitting in nicely.
- When you drink martinis all night and don’t eat dinner you get drunk.
- Everyone is friendly.
- Louisiana women have a communication style all of their own and a separate style they use with me.
- The iPhone is considered cool even though dialing and typing is more difficult than with other phones.
- There are places to live. If you don’t live in those places don’t admit it. Thankfully we live in one of those places.
- Never admit you enjoy a pool with no kids.
- When your husband is tired and wants to go home LEAVE.
More to come …
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