Thursday, August 21, 2008

Observations


  • There are three it places in town to be seen.

    Bonefish Grill
    Wine Loft
    City Bar


    Two of these are chains.


  • Louisiana women who go to college have good jobs (eg. insurance agent, lease analyst).
  • Louisiana women come in two sizes: small and extra large.
  • Lafayette is a small town and everyone you meet already knows the people you’ve already met – particularly in the diving industry.
  • Single moms are hot and the men here agree.
  • You make more money when you work off shore.
  • The ratio of blonds to brunette is high.
  • My new wardrobe is fitting in nicely.
  • When you drink martinis all night and don’t eat dinner you get drunk.
  • Everyone is friendly.
  • Louisiana women have a communication style all of their own and a separate style they use with me.
  • The iPhone is considered cool even though dialing and typing is more difficult than with other phones.
  • There are places to live. If you don’t live in those places don’t admit it. Thankfully we live in one of those places.
  • Never admit you enjoy a pool with no kids.
  • When your husband is tired and wants to go home LEAVE.

More to come …

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